manager

someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to f-ck up the work of those who aren’t
sits in the back room on mysp-ce and facebook, smokes too much, talks on the phone, does little or nothing all day, then tells you what your doing is not being done well enough and gets paid twice as much as you to do it
manager’s friend: what did you do at work today
manager: nothing really…
the career goal of every employee too useless or lazy to do any real work
vic barron thinks that if he blows enough managers, they might eventually make him a manager too.
a secretary who can fire you.
manager: i know you told me all this work is impossible to get done in time, but get it done. i’ll go do some useless paperwork.

employee: but…

manager: you’re fired. now get back to work.
a s-d-stic pr-ck who suffers from the delusion that they are a “businessman” or “business woman” with a busy career when in reality they are just another back liner who got promoted via strategic -ss kissing. loves to treat everyone below them like cr-p, then complains to their friends that their busy “career” is just so stressful. someone who wasn’t intelligent enough to get an actual business career (cpa, etc). usually an overweight ugly chick who did cr-ppy in high school and worked at a fast food joint since her sixteenth birthday. someone who is too ugly and fat to find a boyfriend and makes up for it by indulging in her “career”.
me: -works -ss off in 120 degree heat in kitchen-
manager: you’re gonna have to fill in for the deep fryer today. do u know how to do it?
me: no i-
manager: why the h-ll not????? roar roar roar roar