Manager Mess
when something is nearly perfect and management decides it’s a terrible mess anyway
employee 1: alright almost done. i’ll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
manager: this is terrible, look at this mess!
employee 1: where is this mess she’s complaining about?
employee 2: there it is, it’s a manager mess
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