Manassas Park


the small -ss town with nothing to do. the school system is extremely small and is surrounded by some of the biggest school systems in northern virginia. there are three types of teenagers: the preps, wannabes, and nerds. everyone knows everyone and by 12th grade you are dieing to leave this forsaken town.

the hottest girls to ever live here were erica and heydi.
-“hey, what school do you go to?”
-“man-ssas park high school.”
-“never heard of it.”

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