MANbag

manbag

noun – common
1. puffy swelling under the eye after a boozy night
2. slang: t-st-cl-s
3. small handbag for a man made from leather, fabric or other substance displaying a brand name such as gucci, prada, adidas or game
4. slang: condom
5. (biblical): david kept his sling and stones in a manbag (if he’d thought to, he could have kept his ipod in there as well.)

verb – transitive: to manbag something / someone
1. deposit small things in a manbag e.g. he manbags his keys after locking his car
2. hit someone with a manbag e.g. he was manbagged at the disco
3. to wear a condom e.g. it is wise to manbag before s-x
examples in english:

1. bible: “reaching into his manbag and taking out a stone, he slung it…” (1 samuel 17:48)
2. shakespeare, william (1564-1616): “with manbag and baggage .” (as you like it – act iii; sc 2)
3. franklin, benjamin (1706-1790): “it is hard for an empty manbag to stand upright.” (see noun 4 above)
a bag with one strap worn by metros-xual or h-m-s-xual males. especiclly prevalent in cities and on college campuses.
jack’s man bag was more stylish than a backpack.
to partake in s-xual act of tea-bagging during a threesome with two men. the women lies down facing upwards while the first male sits across her chest lowering his t-st-cl- sack into her mouth. the second male then crouches down adding his sack to her mouth.
helen was so drunk last night she invited tom and david back to hers for a man-bag
a purse, large duffel bag, or any other kind of bag carried by a man, not always gay.
its not a purse! its man bag.
a stylish small pouch with one strap, or a larger messenger bag, simply carried by men. the men who wear these aren’t all necessarily gay, just metros-xual, or just have a good sense of style. just because a man dresses decently doesn’t mean he’s a h-m-s-xual.
girl 1: look at that man bag, ugh he’s so gay.

girl 2: john isn’t gay actually, he just dresses decently. you should get some fashion advice from him yourself, your shoes are stupid.
a man who has let himself be used by another man as a carry-all on the street for narcotics such as crack cocaine or heroine, the drugs in question being rolled up in condoms and then hidden up his bottom and transported to their destination in that way, either by walking, car, motorbike, push-bike, bus, train, ferry, or helicopter, either locally or long distance, but not internationally.
my dear chap, all i want you to do this morning is to transport these rolled up condoms full of cocaine through the streets up your bottom. there is no question of you being a man-bag for me, as i will not even be on the street with you, as this is something you are doing for your own profit and entirely of your own volition.
the bag of skin that holds yer b-ll-cks
“kick his f-cking manbags”

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