Manbien
term which applies to males:
the act of masturbating shortly before going to sleep in order to obtain a more pleasant deeper sleep without the use of prescription or over the counter sleep aids.
jon: dude, i’ve been having trouble sleeping the last few days.
joe: did you try tylenol pm?
jon: no. that leaves me groggy in the am
joe: what about manbien? it’s perfectly natural and can work in as little as 2 minutes with no side effects.
a person who is half-man, half-lesbian.
holy cr-p, that person looks like a man, but is actually a lesbian. lo and behold, for it is the manbien!
when a guy can’t get to sleep so he jerks off so he can catch some zzz’s
ahhh i couldn’t sleep last night so i took 4 minutes of manbien. finished up and slept like a baby
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