manble
the manble is a complete list of rules to live you life by when it comes to woman
the manble
the complete guide for the man’s man
rule 1: never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably s-x.
rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. i am firm believer in the b–b belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. a women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.
rule 3: always keep at least 51% of the power.
rule 4: never successfully complete a household ch-r- unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.
rule 5: try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.
rule 6: men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.
rule 7: maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)
rule 8: rain checks – never hold on to a s-x rain check for more then 48 hours because
they lose value quickly
rule 9: if your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.
rule 10: when living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status
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