mancation

when normal males engage in “guy” activities that involve sports, camping, gambling, chasing women and most of all drinking amongst their all and only male friends. no wives, mistresses or girlfiends allowed. done in order ot get in touch with their male-primal roots.
jack and i hiked 25 miles to trout fish in the sierras. with many beers and stories, it made for the perfect mancation.
beer, golf, beer, poker, beer, fire, beer, meat, beer, laughs, beer, horseshoes, beer, shuffleboard, beer, bunkhouse, beer, outhouse, beer, beer and beer.
50 of my closest friends and i gather each year at a camp in the allegheny forest for beer, golf, beer, poker, beer, fire, beer, meat, beer, laughs, beer, horseshoes, beer, shuffleboard, beer, bunkhouse, beer, outhouse, beer, beer and beer. in other words, the perfect mancation.
when a woman takes a break from men for awhile. it usually occurs after a period of back to back relationships or after a flurry of cringe worthy first dates. during her mancation, she doesn’t date, go online or think about a relationship with a man. she purposefully takes herself off the market and out of the dating game. this period usually involves an increase in self-care, hanging with girlfriends, shopping, taking stock of her life and developing her career or new creative pursuits. success frequently follows a mancation.
did you notice that kim kardashian has taken a total mancation? she’s all about her business right now. good for her.
a combo of man and vacation. it’s when you plan a vacation with all your bro’s and leave the nagging wives, girlfriends, late night bootie calls all back at home and get p-ss drunk, hook up with some strange, bust -ss and hot box the hotel room.
hey bro, my girl is buggin…..let’s plan mancation in vegas and get stupid r-t-rd like we’re riding the yellow bus.
mancation is an annual event that combines beer, steak dinners, beer, hiking & biking, beer, several rounds of golf, beer, and never reading a map or asking for directions with a group of guys who have been frineds for years. ultimately, it’s not entirely impossible to be eaten by a bear.
larry, chris & bill spent fives day in nashville for mancation 2005.
the most ultimate man-only vacation. usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. at camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is mancation.
jd: hey big steve, you going to the mancation this year? it’s going to be awesome!

big steve: i don’t think so, last time i went i got too drunk and started eating tums like candy. i shat a rainbow the next day!

jd: what’s your point?
goin on vacation without the presence of women, to do man stuff. drink beer, sh-tting with the door open, hunting trips, going to vegas. all female companions are left behind.
tom: honey you cant go, it’s a man-cation. no wifes are allowed, im sorry
betty: all your doing is going to hit on other women.

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