Manclusion


a conclusion that a man comes to when his ego is in question.
jim got fired after showing up late to his job for the 8th time in a row

manclusion: “obviously my boss is jealous of my gigantic d-ck” -jim

jim walks into a bar, hits on a woman way out of his league
. she rejects him.

manclusion: “this b-tch is obviously a lesbian” -jim

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