Mandan
utopia of stoners, and goaties.
lets go to mandan and get stoned at the rodeo.
the best f-cking place ever. this place is directly west of bismarck, which sucks donkey b-lls. mandan is home to some of the most bad-ss and s-xy people ever. such people include people by the name of james, who is writing this because he’s pretty happy with where he lives because this place d-mn s-xy. yeah, a town is s-xy. this town is so s-xy, the term “man” came from this town. anyone who is manly at all came from this bad-ss motherf-cking place.
person 1: oh sh-t, look at that bad-ss motherf-cker!
person 2: d-mn that guy is manly as f-ck!
person 3: that dude must be from mandan!
mandanian: h-ll yeah, b-tches.
sh-thole town in north dakota. on the west bank of the missouri river directly opposite bismarck, north dakota. consists mostly of drunk indians and meth heads.
want to go to mandan for the weekend?
sure! i’ve always wanted to get knifed by a guy named after an animal and have my corpse hidden behind an oil refinery!
small boring town in north dakota
just across the river from bismarck
town consists mostly of bad drivers and crack dealers.
lets go to mandan!
no way, i dont do crack.
qualifier; synonymous with nike; also an adjective as ill-strated in the example
nike is a mandan
mandan nike is playing basketball
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