Mandle

man lovehandles.
when a man has love handles or a”m-ffin top”.
“dude, your mandles don’t need that second cupcake.”

“he’s cute, but his mandles are a turn off.”
the word mandle is a combination of the phrases “man up” and “handle it”. if you mandle, you are facing the challenges at hand in an adequate manner. the word originated july 5, 2008 on lake webster in indiana.

quitting and cheating would be examples of how not to mandle.
person 1: i can’t finish the rest of my drink, i am so tired and ready to go to bed.
person 2: you need to mandle!!

a candle scented specifically for a man’s tastes. instead of a typical, womanly, scent, such as roses or perfumes, a mandle might smell like coffee or tobacco.
i just bought five mandles that smell like wd-40!
flip-flops (sandles) for men

man + sandles = mandles!!!
brad said that the sp-ce inbetween his big toe and the next one hurt after wearing mandles.
when a man wears sandles. this is especially worse if worn with socks.
diamond’s boyfriend chris wore mandles the other day, an offense that should have ended in the ultimate demise of their relationship.
to handle something in a manly fashion. can be used non-s-xually, however, the term is most often used with innuendo in mind.
finch totally mandled stifler’s mom last night.
a replacement to the word “handle” that implies only a man could handle the situation in question.
dude, we’ve got a crate of beer left and we’re leaving in an hour… do you think you can mandle it?
a melding of the phrase “man handle”

to mandle is to take control of any given situation with such p-ssion and severity that only the manliest of men could over come.
it is a suggested course of action to complete tasks, or to gain control.

mandaling may also be used as a term for describing a situation in which things turned out for the worse.
nick and joe mandled the rush at work last night

we can mandle this pizza on our own

we got mandled during this game

its time to mandle this math homework.

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