mandpo
abbreviation for “m-st-rb-t- and p-ss out”, referring to times when one decides to end the day with a healthy self-love session and subsequently falls quickly asleep.
(v) – the act of masturbating and then p-ssing out directly after masturbating for a lovely night’s rest
“i’d love to go out with you tonight, but honestly i think i’ll just mandpo instead, no offense.”
“when i mandpo, i like to have smooth jazz on in the background to set a nice vibe.”
“i always have better dreams after i mandpo, something about the blood rush.”
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