mandruff

s-m-n left in hair which has since dried and is flaking like dandruff
i need to pick up some head and shoulders for my mandruff!
tiny bits of tissue that remain on an a man’s facial stubble after blowing his nose.
james’ mandruff, after he returned from the mirrorless bathroom, caused a minor a distraction at the dinner table.
when you blast a bead of elmer all over your girls hair just before you go out. she thinks she rinsed it all out of her hair, but you notice at the dinner table that she left some, and it is drying up, flaking off and landing on her blouse & lobster bisque.
i like to drink beer, and bang broads. life in the fast lane baby.
the leftover dried-up s-m-n left on a man’s nut sac hair usually found hours later. can also be found on the legs, facial hair, and in some rare cases, the hair on a female’s head (extremely rare for married couples).
gary knew he totally knocked the bottom out of it, but later was in severe pain removing the enormous amount of mandruff from his nut sac.
similar to dandruff, it is dry flakes falling from a man’s b-lls.
petey tried to use head & shoulders on his nuts, but he still had mandruff acc-mulating in his tighty whiteys.
dandruff inconveniently located on the head of an older man.
“should i give that homeless guy some money?”

“no way, he has mandruff.”
dead skin, concealed beneath facial hair, that flakes away when you play with it, leaving a trail of snow down the front of your shirt. very similar to the concept of dandruff, but mostly only applicable to men.
dude, you’ve got mandruff. shampoo your face.
used to describe bitter hook fingered grey haired old men
look at john he is such a mandruff