Manflakes
the flakes which appear on a man’s p-n-s after unprotected s-x as a result of dried v-g-n-l fluids
girl: omg do you have an std???
guy: no those are manflakes. i lied when i said i was putting a condom on
a macho word for dandruff.
“ew, i would never date him. he has major manflakes.”
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