manfucked
manf-cked
when a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely f-cks up the job himself.
being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to f-ck the job up. then, pretend like “it is ok” and “it will work”, even though you know d-mn well you completely manf-cked the whole thing. simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. when in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
i was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manf-cked the whole thing. now i cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.
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