Manglecocking
(verb) ; to engage in s-xual intercourse with such zeal and fervor that one’s genitalia is horrifically and irrecoverably damaged, or otherwise mangled.
f-ckboy uno: “i was manglec-cking last night, and this morning i realized i utterly obliterated my d-ck.”
f-ckboy dos: “that’s tragic. how was the s-x though?”
f-ckboy uno: “you have been a sh-tty friend since grade school.”
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