Manglove


alternate name for a condom.
the “glove” a man puts on his p-n-s before engaging in s-xual intercourse with his partner.

helps (though not guaranteed to) reduce the chance of spreading s-xually transmitted diseases and fertilization of a female egg.
“john, put on your manglove. we can’t afford another child.”

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