mangoose
half man, half genderless goose
i was raped by a mangoose.
1 more definition
a pear-shaped h-m-s-xual male, characterized by a large round b-ttocks and bulbous belly, below a thin upper body. movement of a mangoose can best be described as waddling, while thin birdlike arms are held horizontally with hands dangling limply at the ends (similar to the arms of a tyrannosaurus rex).
i’d f-ck a fat lady before i’d touch puddingb-tt, he’s a total mangoose.
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