Manhattan Flapjack
a manhattan flapjack starts with a woman laying on a bed. she is completely naked and smoking a cigarette. this bed is in the middle of an empty gymnasium. the door furthest from her opens and a man laying on a stretcher uses canoo oars to push himself in. stacked on his erect p-n-s are pancakes with the works (ie. syrup, b-tter, the works). the woman must at this point yell “taxi! taxi!”. the man pushes himself toward the bed and at about 20 feet the woman must in one move jump and mount the man on the stretcher. the two must begin to have s-x in the pancakes while the stretcher never stops moving around the gym.
did you hear about jim? he and his girlfriend did the manhattan flapjack. they’re gods.
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