manhattan marriage
a marriage in which a man or woman exchanges vows with that of a donkey, sheep, cow, horse, or platypus.
person 1: “did you hear about michael beasley’s manhattan marriage?”
person 2: “no. what happened?”
person 1: “he married a g-d d-mn sheep!”
person 2: “what a sick b-st-rd!”
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walking around with your p-n-s out and flopping around, in the manner of dr. manhattan in the watchmen film adaptation. one truly going manhattan style will affect an att-tude of mild, bemused disinterest, and may perform dangerous activities that would generally require the genitals to be protected, such as operating dangerous, whirling scientific machinery. “ugh, […]
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- dudie
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