Manifestiny
a combination of the words manifest and destiny. no matter what, no matter how hard you try, if you finish high school history, you’ll here someone say this in your cl-ss. bet he thinks he’s clever too.
jefferson said it was america’s manifest destiny to expand its borders all the way to the pacific.
washington decided to shorten his rambling friend’s ideas to manifestiny. and he thought he was clever…
but everyone else in the room was thinking it.
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