Manila Steampress
a s-xual act – normally performed for money – whereby a ‘lady’ simultaneously gives you a blowie and irons your shirts.
nothing left jimbo feeling so relaxed and looking so sharp like a manila steampress before heading out to town.
as rizzo walked down the aisle, he knew he’d enjoyed his last manila steampress. truly now, his satisfaction, and indeed his laundry was in his own hands.
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