Manitize
to wash one’s p-n-s with hand sanitizer after s-x.
if you didn’t use a condom then you need to manitize. kill’s 99.99% of bacteria.
or
that b-tch is dirty. i hope you manitized afterwards.
when a swinging single bachelor quickly straightens the “pad” before a hot date creating the illusion of cleanliness.
when she called and said she was on her way, i quickly manitized the apartment.
to urinate upon something after setting it aflame
we manitized the sh-t out of those dishes.
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