Manitoba Handshake


when a person breaks a bottle of standard lager over the head of another person. usually done out of anger at a transgression by the receiving party. this has to be done with a bottle of the manitoba original standard lager. otherwise it is simply bottling. in certain circ-mstances a bottle of extra old stock can be subst-tuted.
this broad kept knocking into julie at the club so she gave her a manitoba handshake.

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