Manitou Springs


a mountain-side community built on the base of the infamous pike’s peak of colorado spring, named after chief manitou, of the resident native american tribe. the locals are sp-wned down from communes of hippies and nature fanatics from decades past. in the summer they generate a wealthy sum of income through thousands of tourists that flock from states and different nations alike. half a day is all you need to do everything worth doing in manitou.
tourist: hey man, do manitou springs hippies always walk up to you and start talkin’ about wierd sh-t?
native: uh, yeah, that’s all they do, really. they say they camer here many eons ago, on a giant, psychedelic sp-ceship, on a mission for intergalactic peace! …and they wanted to harvest some weed.

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