manjack
manjack: an individual of either s-x, or any age in the caribbean (barbados) dialect.
e.g. every manjack had better pull up his socks and do what he has to do; or else.
a t-rd so large that it contacts the bottom of the u-bend while still emerging from the unfortunate cr-pper’s -n-s, causing him/her to be literally jacked up off the seat. there is a particular risk of manjack when using toilets of the curious german or austrian design, which have the u-bend at the very front of the pan and a shallow “deck” for inspection of stools.
“how long are you going to be in there?”
“sorry, got a bad case of manjack and i’ve run out of toilet paper”.
urban legend. fict-tious h-m-s-xual pervert who preys on young boys. name originates from his favorite action to perform on his victims.
two boys in the gym shower after playing sports
tom: “oh sh-t, i think i cut my d-ck up.”
henry: “you better cover that up, here comes manjack.”
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