MANjelina Jolie


a hot chick that mysteriously resembles or acts like a dude.

an overly masculine good looking woman.

a hot chick with all or some of these attributes: chiseled features, deep voice, says “dude” or “bro” a lot, over enthusiasm for sports, belches or farts at inappropriate times, hair in all the wrong places etc.

or….

an ugly manly b-tch trying to look pretty.
that chick was hot, but her friend was a manjelina joile!

girl, you are a straight up manjelina jolie!

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