Manjustment
an adjustment made in the crotch area by men to reduce discomfort.
person 1: why is he grabbing his b-lls?
person 2: he’s making a manjustment
when a man adjusts his crotch into a more comfy position. it may look vulgar, but it entirely necessary for health and comfort reasons.
rachel:- “mike, stop touching yourself.”
mike:- “i’m not, it’s just a quick manjustment”
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