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1) a mexican jew.
2) one who celebrates all holidays.
3) one who can claim to be either religion in order to receive more gifts.
croat: “ali, why weren’t you at school yesterday?”
ali: “it was yom h-sshana.”
croat: “what kind of jew are you? do you mean yom kippur?”
ali: “right.”
croat: “ali, what happened to your christmas tree?”
ali: “what? oh…papá noel can’t find our house unless he can see the mexican chilli peppers.”
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