Mankubus
mythical scottish creature that looks ferretlike in appearance but sports human toenails as fangs. has a scream that sounds like a barbary ape commonly heard at dawn. articulated nose with flaps that are used for smooting out the surface of its den. its den can usually be found next to a scottish burn and is made from moss, fern and discarded industrial waste. its feet are sandwhich like in appearance.
oh jings mankubus has been raking in the industrial bins again and has remenants of the friars cheese collection on his articulated nose.
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