mannequin mode
a state that is reached when one has run out of options. usually takes place in a social situation when you cannot play possum and are forced to talk to somebody you do not want to speak to. usually makes the victim appear as a “mannequin” in a completely frozen position.
psycho chico/a: why was it when i went in to kiss you, you froze?
normal person: it’s a defense mechanism, when i can’t feign sleep or death i go into mannequin mode.
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