mannovation
a simple, logical, and very practical solution to a problem thought up by a man; a man’s innovation. a man uses something simple to accomplish a task or solve a problem. the mannovation takes place usually when a guy needs to do something, but does not want to put forth much effort to do so so he looks for something simple but efective.
ex #1: you want to spread b-tter on your toast, but all you have is a fork. a knife is a good walk away, and you’re already comfortable. but you mannovate and flip the fork and use the handle as a spreading knife. wipe handle with napkin (or shirt)if necessary. a mannovation just took place.
ex#2:a hot chick in your dorm makes a cake. the cake is done, and wants to share it. problem is, no one has a knife on hand, so she tasks you with cutting the cake. sure you could run to your room and get a knife, but thats all the way down the hall. whip out your driver’s license, and bam! not quite a knife, but cakes cut easy so it gets the job done just fine. if b-tching about the cleanliness of the card occurs, rub it on her shirt.
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