Manopener
the t-tle which is given usually to a member of the male gender as to designate them as a living tool for no other purpose then to remove lids on jars, or opening unwieldy tin cans by use of brute strength.
person1: could you please open this jar?
person2: i’m not your manopener do it yourself!!!
person1: sorry, i just thought you could put some of that roid rage to use.
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