manpax


manpax is the m-ss noun for -n-l displacement correctors used by old guys who usually work in cheap pub chains. they are used when the guy has had too much -n-l s-x or fisting and go up the -ss like a tampon to stop the sh-t from slopping out.
“look at that old queen.. bet he wears manpax”
“ooh you should get some manpax mate, your shoes have turned brown”

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