manpire
if a female is getting eaten out by someone on her period
hey bro this chick i was with last night i was all manpire on her
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an extremely gay man. one who stalks the night nearly crippled with an uncontrollable thirst for c-ck. tends to wear all black so any light colored “stains” after the “feeding” can be seen and wiped away.
” dude, stay in the car this is chelsea bro, the manpires rule the night here.”
a very s-xy male vampire; more s-xy than the average vampire.
in the movie interview with the vampire, brad pitt plays a s-xy manpire who sets fire to my loins.
steve
“steve is a manpire”
a psuedo- preternatural being, particularly a male, who is exceedingly creepy and makes one feel uncomfortable. often marked by pale, clammy skin and dark under-eye circles that resemble those of a vampire, and a tendency for s-xual deviations (such as incest). often the main villain of a movie, novel, or television show.
see ‘creeper’.
commodus from gladiator, the phantom of the opera, hannibal, and count olaf from a series of unfortunate events are all prime examples of manpires in their various degrees.
a male vampire, often bearing a unibrow, gl-sses, pimples, and s-xy. this problem can be solved by calling a manpire slayer named shaniqua! :d
help me, i have a manpire problem~~!!!!
a bad m-f-, extremely masculine in nature, that feeds on the necks of beautiful women; often leaving them with abrasions, bruising and tooth marks.
you said you were lookin for trouble. that’s what you get for messin’ with this manpire.
if a female is getting eaten out by someone on her period
hey bro this chick i was with last night i was all manpire on her
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