Manscuse
lame reason men give for not doing the most basic of things.
his manscuse for not getting a table was, “i didn’t know what name the reservation was under, or how many, so i decided to just wait for you.”
excuses you get from the man in your life everytime you ask for something.
i’m tired of hearing all your manscuses.
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