manservant
a character in the original romeo and juliet who was a main character and caused an affair between benvolio and the prince. erased from the original to avoid people going back in time to hurt or maim shakespeare.
also used to describe someone who was the cause of an affair.
you cheated on me with her?? that manservant!!!! 🙁
1 more definition
1)a sports fan who blindly idolizes a particular athlete in spite of this athlete’s obvious failure/figurative or literal h-m-s-xuality.
2)back in the day, a butler or male house slave.
3)a submissive h-m-s-xual male (or, more unusually, a mentally disabled heteros-xual man) who is kept as a s-x slave, usually in a tiny box or cage by a dominant h-m-s-xual male. this particular type of manservant is usually forced to wear a leather s&m suit/hood, and usually has a very bushy village people mustache. also see the gimp.
1)jesus, dude! joey bluekies was 5 for 22 for 47 yards for the whole game, yet you’re still just his little manservant, aren’t you?
2)tell my manservant that i’ll be taking coffee an hour earlier than usual this morning.
3)bob p-ssed out drunk the other night and jane and i were like, “let’s snoop around his house.” so we find this wooden box in his bas-m-nt with a sliding lock on the outside! we were like, “what the h-ll?” we open it and there’s this guy inside wearing a dog collar and leather hood with a zipper over the mouth! we were freaking out! jane unzipped the dude’s mouth and he goes, “me bad?” we both screamed and got the h-ll out of there fast. can you believe that bob has a manservant in his bas-m-nt!?
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