Manswers
answers to the questions men want answered.
a few questions that need manswers:
how long can a guy survive on beer alone?
what’s the best way to kill a bear?
can you die from taking a dump?
do b–bs float?
a science based answer to a question that would be of interest to the male race. inspired by the hit television show on spike tv “manswers.” the questions usually are sceience, s-x, and/or violence based.
man did you see last night’s manswers. they discussed the biggest b–bs in the world.
a very manly answer.
w-lly answered it like a man. the question was manswered.
the answer to a question that only a man would ask. knowing the answer will score you points on your man card.
question: what’s the average bra size for women in the united states of america?
manswer: 36c.
1.) answer(s) that can only be sought from a man. generally manswers are initiated from one man and directed towards another man, and provide advice on a manly topic.
i have to talk to my bro to get some real manswers.
a real or desperately invented answer by a man who feels that he must prove his manhood by trying to sound like he knows everything. the manswer is often a serious response to a casual question, to a joke, or to a general comment that requires no answer at all or is not directed toward the man.
she: “i just read that guatemalan jaguars are attracted to obsession for men cologne.”
he (driven to give a manswer): “guatemalan jaguars are the felines closest genetically to cetaceans, so it’s obvious that they’re attracted to the ambergris in expensive colognes.”
when a guy gives you a one word answer, on texting or iming or mysp-ce/facebook.
these are manswers:
idk.
lol.
ya.
haha.
yep
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