manternity


clothes & goods for the pregnant man
todd looks totally cute in his manternity clothes.

man-ter-ni-ty \man-‘tç r-nç -tä“\

noun

1 a: the quality or state of being a man : manhood

b: the qualities of a man : manliness

verb

1 a: the act of doing things a man needs to do to ensure that their masculinity stays intact : doing things that men enjoy to do

b: enjoying simple pleasures that only a man could understand

adjective

: granted to a man
i am going on manternity leave to get my some me time.
the act of a man taking maternity/parental leave.

in many countries new parents are allowed to take legally protected time off from work to stay at home with their baby. until the late 1990’s this was only applicable to women not men.

many men now partake in manternity to make it look like they are equal partners in the birthing/parenting process. in most cases it is a great way for men focus on beer drinking and daytime television.

it is seen as one of the only benefits single men are jealous of when looking at their married with children compatriots.
there will be a run on the beer stores as billy is about to take another round of man ternity for his 3rd child.

i can’t believe that lazy b-st-rd will be taking man ternity leave-his wife doesn’t even work.

boys – stay as long as you want… i’m on man ternity and have nothing to do.
1. the state of being a mother, while also being male.
2. of, pertaining to, or for the period in which a man is pregnant or has just given birth to a child.
3. for wear by pregnant men: ‘man-ternity’ clothes
the pregnant man on oprah was frustrated that clothing producers did not make man-ternity clothing.

Read Also:

  • miracustunner

    a combination of miracle and stunner. more miraculous than a miracle. betsy pulled off a true miracustunner and cleaned her place before the boys got into town!

  • Sleeko

    a man who is sleek and name rhymes with sleeko. so pretty much anyone with a name ending in o. kinda. nico is a sleeko because… well he is just himself.

  • Maple Sex

    s-x while using maple syrup as the lubricant. s-x with a maple tree. s-x with a bottle of maple syrup. s-x between two people of canadian descent. nothings as sticky as maple s-x…eh?

  • missciuruny

    hate towards squirrels. alanna had some very bad experiences with squirrels during her life, no she is suffering of a severe missciuruny.

  • Boo Scoop

    someone’s significant other, like someone’s boyfriend or girlfriend girl 1: you with someone? boy 1: yeah i with the boo scoop girl ! oops my bad


Disclaimer: manternity definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.