Mantext
text message sent from a straight male to another straight male, or from a straight male to a lesbian consisting of the word “mantext,” some play on words containing “mantext” within, or any phrase including or ending with “mantext.”
in essence, “mantext” operates on the theory that non-s-xuomantic texts are always meant with a degree of disappointment, especially those from men (your bros) labeled “mantext.”
the most demoralizing mantexts are received by those anxiously antic-p-ting a ladytext, preferably on a rainy friday or sat-rday night while watching redtube.
“mantext .”
“lets not argue about semantexts.”
“i got 99 problems and a mantext is one.”
“mo mantext mo problems.”
“happiness is a warm mantext .”
“mantexter united”
“mantexter city”
“i hope you’re not mantexturbating right now.”
“the i v s b e mantext ”
“holy mantext batman!”
“mantext episode iv: a new mantext ”
“mantext episode v: the empire mantexts back”
“mantext episode vi: return of the mantext ”
“michael manntext”
“payton manntext”
“mantext ramirez”
“hevenu shalom a-mantext !”
“did somebody order a mantext ?”
“it’s raining mantexts!”
“mantexts of m-ss destruction.”
“mantext accomplished”
“to mantext or not to mantext.”
“there’s no mantext in team”
“but there’s a mantext in win.”
“i’m gonna make you a mantext you can’t refuse.”
“official u.s. military policy: don’t man, don’t text.”
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