Mantini
when a man shaves or manscapes the top portion of his pubic hair in the shape of a martini gl-ss and his wiener is the handle of it. fact: women love the mantini. every man should have a mantini.
guy 1: dude, your p-b-s are in the shape of a martini gl-ss, dude, far out.
guy 2: oh ya i manscaped them hard last night brah, its called the mantini. hey, no bullsh-t, the b—–s love them, got my girl hyped last night just seeing my pubies!!
a mixture of 4 shots of segram’s 7 crown whiskey, one 12 oz pabst blue ribbon, a few oz of wine, simple syrup, a squeeze of lime and a fruit garnish. if you can drink two of these you are a man
suzanna drank two mantinis therefore she is a man.
a white trash coctail made with cheap domestic beer and stuffed green olives, served in a martini gl-ss. stirred, not shaken
bartender, i’ll have a highlife mantini
an alcoholic drink that at first glance appears girly but upon further examination is actually quite manly.
guy 1: dude, is that a cosmo you’re drinking?
guy 2: ya right! that’s whiskey in there….it’s a mantini!
a strong c-cktail that a woman orders so she can muster up the courage to seduce a man. liquid courage. a drink that removes all inhibition.
when the girls arrived to timpano’s, scarlett asked maggie, “what are you drinking?” maggie replied, “girl, i’m gonna need a mantini tonight. i see tom over there and you know how badly i want him.”
a drink contaning martini gl-ss with whisky
the only drink of e man mantinis
a term for -j-c-l-t- or a c-mshot.
i f-cked my girl real hard last night, then she drank my mantini.
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