Mantis
the action of sneaking up behind somebody and double scooping their nips from over their shoulders.
dude, i snuck up on sh-tron last week and totally mantised him. it was fantastic.
a derogatory slur used toward older asian people.
1) “dude, i think you just got ripped of by that asian shop keeper.”
“oh d-mn what a mantis.”
2) “i was going to steal that packet of ramen noodles from the old asian guys grocery store”
“that guy is like a mantis you know he’ll kung fu your -rs-”
a hunch back or a person with bad posture. often named dillon and only have good posture when sitting on a ski lift with their book bag on.
an idiot the worst posture awfully horrible horrible posture mantis
a slang term used to describe an extremely desirable object, outcome or proposition, usually where ‘awesome’, ‘amazing’ or ‘incredible’ will not suffice. accompanied by reaching ones hand out, palm skyward and fingers slightly curved inwards, to reinforce the gesture.
not to be confused with praying mantis.
“man that guitar solo is mantis!”
“did you hear about tondi’s new 6 cylinder car; it’s freakin’ mantis!”
“how was that 1 kilo steak you had for dinner last night?”
“mantis!”
“she gave me a hummer….mantis!”
word decribing how a girl behaves towards guys. it can be used as a verb or as a noun.
the female praying mantis bites the head off a male during s-x to encourage -j-c-l-t–n. if a girl is being a mantis, or doing a mantis, she’s going quickly from male to male, getting what she wants.
did you see jess and steve? he bought her dinner and a necklace and she dumped him. she totally did a mantis.
krystle f-cked three guys this weekend. what a mantis.
zorak from sp-ce ghost
zorak on sgc2c: i am the lone locust, er, mantis of the apocalypse!
word decribing how a girl behaves towards guys. it can be used as a verb or as a noun.
the female praying mantis bites the head off a male during s-x to encourage -j-c-l-t–n. if a girl is being a mantis, or doing a mantis, she’s going quickly from male to male, getting what she wants.
did you see jess and steve? he bought her dinner and a necklace and she dumped him, she did a total mantis.
krystle f-cked three guys this weekend. what a mantis.
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