mantis fucking
intercourse that ends with the female partner terminating the life of the male partner. the female partner gives a quick snap of the neck to the male partner immediately after the male orgasims. although rarely practiced, some men with terminal diseases choose to end their life this way rather than waiting for their bodies to shrivel and waste away. as an added benefit, if timed correctly, the male will stay hard and continue to -rg-s-m and shudder for upwards of twenty five minutes, providing a great deal of extra stimulation for the female partner.
i was getting awful tired of timmy donkey punching me all the time, so i got a little extra pleasure from mantis f-cking the h-ll out of him once we found out he had cancer.
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