mantopgun
a mantopgun is someone who has saved at least 10 people’s lives on 10 different occasions. contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with genetic mutations and having “super powers”
brad pitt : look at the weird guy practicing kung-fu over there,he saved that kid from that two villains yesterday.he such a mantopgun.
tom cruise : oh,really..so adorable
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