Mantry
man pantry. a secluded storage sp-ce in which a man stores such manly foods as protein bars, beef jerky, and oatmeal.
do you want some jack links? i’ve got a few bags in the mantry.
when your husband/teenage son/full grown male coworker of legal age fixes/cleans/completes something after which the condition of said thing needing fixed/cleaned/completed looks relatively the same as before they “took care of it”. that’s mantrying.
wife: honey, i thought you were going to fold the clothes while i was away this week . . . . (stares at pile of garments)
husband: (remote in hand) i did (smiles proudly)
wife: (sighs audibly) oh. it was a mantry. thank you.
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