mantyhose
support “hose” for men. rather than pantyhose that women wear.
my husband had a blood clot in his leg, so he now wears mantyhose every day.
my husband’s mantyhose is way more expensive than my pantyhose.
pantyhose for men
until i found mantyhose, i had a b-tch of a time stuffing back my sack.
an acrylic sock that is very thin and sheer, resembling a short pair of women’s panty hose. it is usually worn by men of a mediterranean persuasion.
can you believe how sh-tty that goomba dresses? between his designersaurus suit, faux satin shirt, poser alligator shoes, and his manty hose. he looks like a real joey bag o’ donuts.
cyclist specific leg warmers
my manty hose bring all the girls to the yard.
1. when guys wear tight jeans or pants, sometimes bought from the girls section of a store
2. a really funny sight to witness
3. a really sad sight to witness when you realize a scenester’s jeans are indeed many sizes smaller than your own
girl 1: is that guy really buying some mantyhose from the girls section?
girl 2: my 13 year old sister wears the same size
girl 1: maybe listening to my chemical romance and tokio hotel makes you lose weight
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