manually express semen


to m-st-rb-t- to completion. jacking off to -rg-sm.
i went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said “please manually express s-m-n into this cup.’ i was like, “speak english lady.”
“go jack your d-ck and come into this cup,” she said.

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