manus


awesome godlike genius.
woah g-d created the world? g-d must be so manu
1. an insult to use against someone with no actual meaning, it sounds rude but it hasn’t got a meaning so dumb maori’s on tv in new zealand can use it without their land being claimed.

2. m-n-s is a transferable disease that only one person may have at a time. when you have m-n-s, the effect is completely and utter depression.
you can p-ss on the m-n-s to another by hand slapping another persons forehead and say m-n-s. this transfers the disease onto the other and you are free of m-n-s!

rules of m-n-s
1. you can not return m-n-s to the person who gave it to you, they get protection
2. if your m-n-s attempt fails (ie you hit someone in the wrong place, you miss, you dont say m-n-s etc) that person is now protected from m-n-s – but the person who gave it to you is no longer protected!
3. you can cover your forehead as long as you do not touch your forehead at any time.
4. m-n-s resets at midnight. at that point someone may generate m-n-s. this requires 2 people punching eachothers fists 4 times saying m-n-s.
5.
1. oh bro you’re tha m-n-s.

2. -slap- m-n-s! shame you have the m-n-s!
northern sc-m, very large fanbase, half of the fans however, are not even from manchester, making them a bunch of c-cksucking, jump on the bandwagon, sheep. fans ignore the team they are from, they ignore the fact that they are at the bottom of the premiership, or even in league 1, they have no loyalty, no pride, no nothing, they would rather be yet another f-ckin sheep supporting man u despite the fact that they’ve never even been to manchester. man uinted suck c-ck, and all of their sheep fans should be f-ckin murdered
sheep from south london or w/e- wow, man u are the best, i’m not even from manchester, i should really support a south london team, but they arent at the top of the premiership now are they?

me- punches the f-ggot in the face, then kills all man u’s fans
a contraction of manchester united that is seen as a derogatory term by many fans, particularly those based in manchester.

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