Manzana Lift


an apple soda only sold in mexico. it’s made by coca-cola. it’s really unique and comes in red, green, and golden apple flavors. supposedly they sell something simular here called manzana mia, but i personally have never seen it.
(on a mission trip to mexico)

peter: why does mexico have better soda brands than us?

me: i don’t know.

peter:…do you think we’ll have to declare this if we bring it across the border?

me: shutup.
the best soda in the entire world.
“manzana lift is the bomb.”
the act of smoking marijuana from an apple pipe.
man, let’s go have some manzana lift later.

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