maowang
maow-ngs (full word maow-ng dikinmouf) can be recognized by the premature mustache that is actually his own pubic hair glued to his face. they have cracks in their front teeth that resemble the grand canyon and play cards with intense arousal.
“jesus christ did you see that piece of sh-t??? it sounds somehow almost h-rny”
“don’t worry its only maow-ng”
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