Map doggin
a simple way to make road side s-x easy and arrest free. the couple pulls to the side of the road with driver side toward traffic. man opens driver’s door and opens a large atlas or other paper map above driver’s door. then he gets ready without dropping pants. lady will get into doggy style and back into position. note: “p-ssenger” should keep their entire body below front seat headrests and do most of the work to avoid detection and voila! interstate relief.
“either gas money or map d-gg-n, i don’t care how you pay for this ride, plus we just may be lost…”
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